<HONEA EXPRESS: The Sunny Side of Life
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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Sunny Side of Life

I've been accused of becoming a bearer of bad news. It has been suggested that perhaps I am on the verge of depression. I like to think of it as a healthy dose of paranoia and cynicism, but I see your point.
In an effort to lighten up the postings I searched for items on the internet that I believed to be of a more positive nature. Did you know that when you search for any of the following words: happy, sunny or fun, that the majority of your results will concern Christianity and/or gay porn? I'm surprised it didn't include the official Republican website. There was also a healthy dose of nudist clubs that offer such recreational activities as tennis, snow skiing and embarrassment. The remainder of the results were hawking various items, i.e. crap, that made some passing reference to the search words. Of course when my wife uses the computer later and finds items in our junkmail about naked gay Christians she may be a little concerned, or she may just assume I'm considering becoming a priest. Hard to say. I think she will be a bit more afraid of the e-bay invites to see "Sunny, the fun and happy garden gnome at my homestore!".
Regardless, I don't know what I was looking for, but I think I found it, because it made me laugh and not once today have I mentioned the mathematical certainty that if you visit LA you will be shot.
So go forth loyal reader and be happy (gay), sunny (nude), and fun (gay & nude), and most of all, be a zealot (sunny side of life). Good day.