<HONEA EXPRESS: Getting Ripped a New (and final) One

It finally happened. Honea Express has moved to greener pastures, or possibly just out to pasture -- you make the call.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Getting Ripped a New (and final) One

I read the news every day. Usually it is just crap- everyone hates America, people killing people over ideas, people shooting each other over traffic issues, even a 40 year old mom arrested for having drug and sex parties for high school boys (her son must be so proud), but now and again one story really grabs you.

Take for instance the story referenced in the above link. A man died "accidentally" when his colon was torn by receiving anal sex from a horse. Not a "horse" like that guy in the locker room that makes everyone else quickly reach for their towels, but a real horse, like Mr. Ed, though communicating with humans in a much more intimate manner.

It reminds me of a story from my college days when the student paper printed in their crime on campus section a piece about a guy arrested for soliciting oral sex from a horse, lured with a strategically placed carrot. The guy's name and address were listed, along with the fact that it was his second arrest for the same offense.

What must that be like when everyone you know learns that you swing with the farm set? Thanksgiving dinner must be rather awkward. I bet the jokes never end when that guy is around.

Which makes me think that the butt guy got off (no pun intended, but I'll take it) easily. If the world is going to learn something like that about you it is probably just as well that you are dead. If I learned anything from Old MacDonald, it's that some stuff should just go to the grave.