Say 'ello to My Little Friend
I'm expecting a call from Sally Lieber any minute. As Atticus will tell you, this is what happens when you don't listen. Let that learn you son. Of course what he didn't listen to was his mother telling him not to run around the house in the dark, where his foot betrayed him in a hole and some bramble. Yes, we have bramble in our yard. It's left over from our days as Br'er Honea Express.
Needless to say, he's fine, but man, it sure makes him look dangerous. I hope this isn't step 2 in his master plan to become a pirate. You don't want to know what step 1 was.
Now the leg, huh?