Lame Post Warning: Don't Bother Reading This
It's been a slow week here at Honea Express. I'm not sure why. I just haven't been feeling it lately. I'm sure, that like everything else involving blockage, it too shall pass.
In the meantime I'll use an ol' bloggers fallback. It's a little something I've been saving for a rainy day, or in this case, a lovely 84 degree day full of sunshine and children's laughter.
Yes, I'm playing the search card. Below are a collection of searches that have brought new readers to Honea Express, usually followed by nausea and disappointment. I appreciate their patronage.
Without further ado, I give you the searches:
harry connick is bald- figures, I hear his wife is ugly too
man sexual assaulted boy pants underwear- I'm not sure how this wound up here, but I'll go on record stating that I've never assualted boy pants, including underwear, sexually or otherwise
what is sans meat- it comes from the sansalope
your name plus ness dupree- a roseness by any other name would smell just as sweet
big tongue sore- this must be from the Simmons sprain of '97
pictures Willie Coyote- I didn't know roadrunners could type
i'm with stoopid- this says it all
strangers pinching wife's nipples- I followed up on this one extensively, for research purposes of course
I'll be the one that loves you the most- please, don't fight over me
pregnant bartender clothes- this is what happens after you assault underpants
Well, there you go. I must say, not only is that not nearly as funny as I had hoped, but it took longer than my normal mindless tangent of a post. If you made it this far, I'm sorry.
Now pardon me, I've got some sunshine to play in.