If I Ran FameCrawler I Would Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week
FameCrawler wouldn't let me run this exclusive story unless I gave up my sources. I can't do that. You don't win Pulitzers by giving up Deep Throat. Although, if you are one that does give up deep throat, I don't consider that a character flaw.
Anyway, it's late and I'm freaking tired. Here's the story they were too scared to print:
BTW, I also review films.