<HONEA EXPRESS: If I Ran FameCrawler I Would Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week
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Friday, August 17, 2007

If I Ran FameCrawler I Would Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week

FameCrawler wouldn't let me run this exclusive story unless I gave up my sources. I can't do that. You don't win Pulitzers by giving up Deep Throat. Although, if you are one that does give up deep throat, I don't consider that a character flaw.

Anyway, it's late and I'm freaking tired. Here's the story they were too scared to print:

NICOLE RICHIE EATEN BY SHARK!



BTW, I also review films.

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