Where I Scratch Out Assvice
I've been asked to participate in the virtual shower for Her Bad Mother, Mrs. Chicky, and Mrs. Chicken, three
I'm supposed to offer what I can in the way of ass/advice regarding the transition from one child to two. If DON'T DO IT is no longer an option then I can only think of one thing. Forget the Diaper Genies and bottle warmers of the world, you need these:
If you buy now I'll even throw in the handsome models (at a discount rate). Just don't let them catch you hitting the 'hill people's milk' or you'll find yourself in an awkward situation.
The safety word is "please."