<HONEA EXPRESS: Top 10 Reasons to Vote for John McCain

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Top 10 Reasons to Vote for John McCain

10. Healthcare is overrated.
9. Teaching: A nutless monkey could do that job.
8. His wife really is a cunt.
7. He believes the children are the future occupying forces.
6. The White House has a sweet Senior Center.
5. Gay marriage is for homos.
4. Other countries think too highly of us.
3. The oil companies are the victims.
2. Cartoons depicting Obama as a terrorist are uncalled for, but worth the money.
1. 95% of the time Bush was right.

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